Never argue with a drunk

And God forbid try to reason with an idiot.

Never try to show the sunset to a blind man.

Don't waste your time - ever.

Never give up the chance to sit and watch an old film.

Keep track of time - it teaches us something every day.

I am wondering if this window of hell thinks it will get the best of me. I doubt it - I have God and a ton of friends on my side.

I reign victorious, and with minimal brain damage.